Pavel and Magneto

Pavel is a naked lady.
Magneto sucks.
Pavel and Magneto had sex at Coca Cola's dream Factory
Pavel says to Magneto: Hold my hand.... that's not my hand!
And Magneto replies: Your calculations are faulty. Bazzinga!
Then they ate a banana and got high.
And finally they got hit by a truck

Moral:
Some penguins go gay by accident... make sure Pavel don't teach you that stuff.


Chut and Stephan

Chut is stupid
Stephan is deaf and wear blue pajamas
Chut and Stephan met at the end of the rainbow.
Chut says to Stephan: Hola!
And Stephan replies: That's hot!
Then Gina did shit bending and everyone died.
And finally they went to the mall in search for peanuts.

Moral:
When the fields are alive with the sound of music... then you should be ashamed of yourself!


Professor Farnsworth and Sofia

Professor Farnsworth loves playing around with phalic objects. Nasty ones
Sofia is a cheesecake with strawberries.
Professor Farnsworth and Sofia met in my underwear
Professor Farnsworth said to Sofía: I had a dream, the most beautiful dream I've ever had.
And Sofía replied: And I was like aha! and she was like aha! and me like aha!
And then giants flew like pigs over the rainbow.
And finally they go to live in a giant mushroom.

Moral:
If you study karate... but no one gives a shit.


The Angry Bidoof and the Chipmunk

The angry Bidoof has diarrea
The chipmunk is giddy about everything
The angry Bidoof and the chipmunk met in the dream of an aspiring chimny sweep
The angry Bidoof said to the chipmunk: Hi bitch!
And the chipmunk replied: Is that a gun or are you happy to see me?
Then they danced with glowing tutus in the plaza.
And finally they got nuttered... somehow.

Moral:
When you eat too much taquitos... then make something about it!


The Pretty Beautiful Jeso Geisha and A man with two cows
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The Pretty Beautiful Jeso Geisha is toasted.
The man with two cows is in love with coke
The Pretty Beautiful Jeso Geisha and the man with two cows met at porntube
The Pretty Beautiful Jeso Geisha says to the man with two cows: don't smoke kittens you asshole
And the man with two cows replied: What is your problem? I only have 2 hands!
And then the raptors learned to open doors.
Finally, they had cake and their lives were complete. Horay!

Moral:
Even when santa told you, you were a bad boy, you should.... always with a taquito in hand.